I'm Jesse Mason. This blog started as mostly rambling about combo decks, but has evolved into some sort of literary critique/humor/Smackdown! hybrid.

•made top eight of a PTQ once (with Mind's Desire in Extended)
•got banned from MTGSalvation because my posts were too good
•two articles published ages ago on StarCityGames. They're not very good
•Gavin Verhey has namedropped me in his article
•been to a bunch of GP's and made money in two of them
•wrote for GatheringMagic for a while

"What's your, like, your ultimate goal?"